Robbie oh Robbie
you were quite so unlucky
one on ones
or long range shots
you never seem to hit the pot

Rafa's left you on the bench
Leave you hiding in a trench
with Hicks and Gillet by your side
you just never found your stride

Boyhood club, Pool may be
But first choice striker, you'll never be.
Blame it on Torres, or Gerrard
Fact is that, they're in the squad.

I feel for you, although i'll never say
a shrewd buy, 20 million Spurs were paid
Now they want you back, it's a joke
How Harry's beginning to buy the Spurs of old.