It seems, Robbie, that you've done it again. Another high profile move, another 'I only ever wanted to play for them' kinda move.

And another defeat in your debut. Just another day in the Robbie Keane diary.

Hi Dimitar,

this



plus this for United please.



and not just the former. Yes that was exactly what we were expecting when we shelved out 30.75 million pounds for your services :p

This may be horribly out of date, no one knows about this place and even robbie himself may have spat on his shooting boots and shoved it in our faces by scoring quadruple the amount of goals in just one game against Burnley for Spurs than he ever did for Liverpool, but this has great importance and must be in writing.

I hope with all of my heart that by some sort of miracle both Portugal and Argentina dont make it to the world cup next year.

Here's killing off England's dreams ever since I started watching international football you twats.

Another transfer window has gone by
With its hooha-s and goodbyes
Of quite its flurry of activities
All of us were quite on the edges of our seaties

Harry's oh so new in Spurs
Wanted to take over a better club, he purred
Trying to resurrect the club of old
Its glory days and trophies told

Defoe, Chimbonda and Robbie Keane
Wanted back in Spurs, they were so keen
Now that's 'arry's got his men
let's see them get out of a losing trend

Tony Adams' left to fend
for himself, although he's still there
Portsmouth needs a God send
6 losses out of 7, it's quite a shame

Crouch, Pennant and Distin it is
I've never seen dismay in that club it seems
But for now they have to fight,
For relegation is in their sight

And what of Manchester City
We wonder how Mark Hughes is sitting
With all these new boys he has found
get them to click, he has to now

Robinho, Shaun Wright Philips and Kompany
Have they in their bellies for a Humpty Dumpty
Unrest in the dressing room so it seems
End of the road for you? eh, Hugh-sie?

But remember Aston Villa, they occupy fourth.
A dream most said, yet look how far they've come north.
Pushed the weakest side out of the top four
Arsenal you better do something about it doh!

Arshavin maybe it is
or Fabegras coming back from injury
whatever the case you'll need better
Than Eboue or whatsoever

Ok then this is not the end
of all that jazz and big bangs
I'm sure we'll see more as the season goes
Let's hope it'll be as good, and here we go!

Robbie oh Robbie
you were quite so unlucky
one on ones
or long range shots
you never seem to hit the pot

Rafa's left you on the bench
Leave you hiding in a trench
with Hicks and Gillet by your side
you just never found your stride

Boyhood club, Pool may be
But first choice striker, you'll never be.
Blame it on Torres, or Gerrard
Fact is that, they're in the squad.

I feel for you, although i'll never say
a shrewd buy, 20 million Spurs were paid
Now they want you back, it's a joke
How Harry's beginning to buy the Spurs of old.

yes, the much talked about and hardly done blog is finally in service. that took some time.

Rafa would find the concept of Keane inspiring anyone to titles a tad bit unfamiliar though.